Re: OT The Duke of Banff

I regret to inform you that your campaign is seriously flawed. First of all, no you do not want to be Canada's Prime Minister (yes, Prime Minister is the correct term) you only THINK you do. You have only to look up news about the coalition party and non-confidence vote (and he even knew how to locate Canada on a map!) You will find that there is much more to Canada than being "America's Hat".

However, if this is a sincere passion of yours you are going to need a lot of help. For a modest fee of $100 per hour I can be your campaign manager if you promise to never allude to the flag's "stars and stripes" ever again!

I think I have a better chance of being Queen of Iceland (and not even the real Iceland... the mythical one found in fairy tales.)

With all due respect, Caitlin